.05/.10 NLH SH 13/05/08

Daily

Number of Hands: 1 998
Profit/Loss: +$90.40 (+45BB/100)

Monthly

Number of Hands: 14 508
Profit/Loss: +$165.20 (+11BB/100)
VIP status: Bronze (1128 FPPs)

Total

Number of Hands: 14 508
Profit/Loss : +$165.20 (+11BB/100)

Got absolutely hammered in the face tonight. It was awesome, like people were queueing up to give me money. Within three buy ins of my bankroll target, but I will still play to silver star before I move up. Can't hurt, I don't think. Might cost me a few dollars in value or something, but probably pays for itself in cheaper screw ups.

Hands!!

Button ($32.40)
SB ($10)
BB ($5.35)
UTG ($7.75)
Jokeslayer ($9.65)
CO ($20)

Preflop: Jokeslayer is MP with As, Ad.
1 fold, Jokeslayer raises to $0.4, 3 folds, BB calls $0.30.

Flop: ($0.85) 7h, Kh, Jh (2 players)
BB checks, Jokeslayer bets $0.6, BB calls $0.60.

Turn: ($2.05) Jc (2 players)
BB checks, Jokeslayer checks.

River: ($2.05) Qc (2 players)

BB bets $1, Jokeslayer folds

I guess this isn't very interesting, I have no idea what I'm beating. Kx is about it. Could call here at 3:1, maybe should for the price.

Three hands against a shortstacker. I'll summarise because they're pretty boring.

KQ < J8 AIPF for 20BBs
Very next hand, JQs < AA AIPF for 40BBs (might have been bad, but seeing the J8 last hand made me think it was ok, a 60:40 type spot)
AA < 75 on a flop of 752 (the next hand again)
KJ < 68 on Kx6J6 (although most of the money went in on the river)

Next hand also pretty dull, but I was pleased with the disciplined fold and I was way behind anyway.

BB ($11.35)
Jokeslayer ($11.65)
MP ($21)
CO ($8.95)
Button ($12.10)
SB ($9.90)

Preflop: Jokeslayer is UTG with Kh, Ah.
Jokeslayer raises to $0.4, 1 fold, CO calls $0.40, Button calls $0.40, 2 folds.

Flop: ($1.35) Ks, Jh, 8d (3 players)
Jokeslayer bets $0.9, CO calls $0.90, Button raises to $1.8, Jokeslayer calls $0.90, CO raises to $8.55, Button calls $6.75, Jokeslayer folds.

This is just me getting hit with the deck. Three or four of these, almost identical, in the first twenty minutes.

SB ($31.20)
BB ($19.95)
UTG ($5.05)
MP ($7.65)
Jokeslayer ($11.10)
Button ($10)

Preflop: Jokeslayer is CO with 7d, 7s.
UTG calls $0.10, 1 fold, Jokeslayer raises to $0.4, Button calls $0.40, 1 fold, BB calls $0.30, UTG folds.

Flop: ($1.35) 5s, 5d, 2d (3 players)
BB checks, Jokeslayer checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($1.35) Ks (3 players)
BB checks, Jokeslayer bets $0.8, Button calls $0.80, BB folds.

River: ($2.95) 7h (2 players)
Jokeslayer bets $1.90, Button raises $4.35 to $6.25, Jokeslayer raises $3.65 to $9.90 and is all-in, Button calls $2.55 and is all in

Final Pot $19.55

He had Q5 for a big cooler.

Combing through 1K+ hands for some that don't suck is proving more difficult than I remembered. That'll do, most of these hands played themselves.